DVD Summaries

So I had just to write something that is really very comical about China. When you buy DVDs here they're usually pirated in some way :) or some strange version of the original movie. They always have the back of the cover with the summary of the movie, in Chinese and in English. Usually the translation coverts over a little funny. This is an example, word for word (and spelling with punctuation), from the movie Bambi:
"A Helpless little deer is born by the name of Bambi. He is born among the forest to a grateful Mother. Bambi meets some animal friends for himself, A rabbit named Thumper and a skunk named Flower. Bambi falls in love while he grows up along sied his friends. The troubles of the wild life strike when a hunter kills Bambi's mother. The troubles of the emotional for every animal in the forest. A beautiful ending concludes this masterpiece..."
So! There's the summary! Now we don't even have to watch the movie!

Love always, Mandy